Am I Reviewing the Final Season of The Bear?

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A head chef lectures a group of assistant chefs. In his hands he holds a humorous caricature of the author of this post.
"If you see this creature roaming about the kitchen, I need you to destroy it before it hits us with an unfavorable review."

Long-time readers may wonder if I will review the final season of The Bear.

I’m happy to announce that I absolutely fucking WON’T.

If you want to change my mind, you'll have to buy me lunch. And it better not be any of that molecular gastronomy baloney!

(I am actually an annual customer at my local molecular gastronomy jazz bar; it's Carmy I truly hate.)